Anonymous said: Do either of you guys know how to cook? If so, care to share any good recipes? Would you date a girl who hated cooking?
You know what I’m good at cooking?
Someone trying to get some dick from you when you just ate and you’re hella full is the absolute worst.
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)