Anonymous asked: I don't even know how I came across this podcast but I'm glad I did. You guys are hilarious and I laughed so hard at Bley's Atlanta date story (sorry!). Is it bad that I want to hear more stories like this? Also, I second what the other Anonymous said about Bley needing to make more moves on the ladies. you can do it!
Thanks so much! If you want to hear a truly cringeworthy story about the time I tried to make out with a girl, check out Episode 6. Ugh. What the fuck is wrong with me? I mean, seriously. SERIOUSLY. - Bley
Anonymous asked: A few people at work have made the comment that saran wrap is way better than condoms. Is this true? And, financially, is saran wrap cheaper? I need your advice.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I mean, financially it’s gotta be WAY cheaper. But now I’m just imagining mid romance, pulling out the saran wrap. Careful not to cut yourself on that edge! -RJ
Anonymous asked: Bley, you seem sweet & have a great personality. Advice: 1) Take more chances by approaching girls first 2) Don't overanalyze the situation. From listening to your stories it sounds like your first instinct is good but then you overthink it 3. Don't get discouraged if it doesn't work out & try again because it's worth it to find The One. As RuPaul says, "Good luck and don't fuck it up."
Nope. I am dead inside and my personality is carefully constructed to hide that fact. 1.) Good advice. 2.) That’s impossible. 3.) I’m going to die alone and we all know it. 4.) THERE IS NO SOULMATE WE’RE ALL JUST KILLING OURSELVES OH GOD WHY DO I ANSWER QUESTIONS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITHOUT HAVING ANY COFFEE KILL MEEEEEEE - Bley
Anonymous asked: oh yikes. not being able to orgasm is totally a real thing that a lot of women experience, actually. WebMD says 10% of women have never had them. This was even a Seinfeld episode, when Elaine told Jerry she had been faking because she never had them when she was younger. Things can change as you get older. Maybe you learn how to get there, maybe you fix something that was wrong, maybe you're with someone who can make that happen for you. In conclusion: This is a real thing that happens.
Whoa. TEN PERCENT?!?!? I had no idea. That really bums me out. Thanks for the info. - Bley