RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

Two guys Just trying to figure it all out

Anonymous asked: I just graduated from college, so my living situation (lease is ending and I might move in with my sister for a few weeks to save $) and work situation (no permanent job yet) are hectic. I am focusing on MYSELF and being optimistic like any strong lady, but I'm also dating a little and wondering how/when do I tell the dude about my possibly turbulent personal life?

Everybody’s personal life is turbulent. Unless he’s a complete douche, he’ll understand. I’d present it in a way that’s more like “Ugh, isn’t moving/being funemployed/being out in the real world the worst?!” Everybody - and I mean evvvverybody - has gone through the time in your life that you’re going through right now, so that can actually be something you and a dude have in common rather than something you should be worried about telling him! Remember: Every shit cloud has a toilet paper lining. ;) - Bley

Anonymous asked: Bley, nooooooooooo! If the opportunity presented itself you'd really want to get freaky with a monkey???

Just a handjob. Nothing weird. - Bley

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Episode 37: The Velvet Monkey

World traveler Tai takes the boys step by step through throwing the perfect dinner party, and explains what to do when you’re stuck a foreign country staring down a monkey that gives handjobs with a tiny velvet glove.

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Eric Wareheim’s video for Major Lazer’s “Bubble Butt” is so fun and wonderful. I can’t get over how happy these women look. So stoked to have an ass like that, so proud of how they can move it. It’s great. 

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PREACH IT, SISTER

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Episode 36: Rebel Wilson Sucks At Boys

Star of the upcoming ABC show “Super Fun Night”, the always amazing Rebel Wilson talks about her disastrous wardrobe malfunction during lunch with “How I Met Your Mother“‘s Jason Segel, her awkward first date, and why she’s as bad at the opposite sex as RJ & Bley are.

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