RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

Two guys Just trying to figure it all out

Why bother with the bedroom when there is a perfectly good table right here.

- Michael Faudet   (via lovequotesrus)

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

The Dream.

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

The Dream.

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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rjvsbley:

The first RJ vs Bley podcast is FINALLY coming next week - and we want to hear what you have to say about our first topic: INTERNET DATING. 

Tell us what you think right here.

Cheers!

- RJ & Bley

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

unclefather:

kevinkinky-:

geekscoutcookies:

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so it’s a regular slide. which is also something people use. they’re at every playground

Children know nothing about foreplay

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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