RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

Two guys Just trying to figure it all out
tastefullyoffensive:

Zen Dog [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Zen Dog [x]

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Anonymous asked: You say you two are awful at women....Well, I recently found out that the guy I had tried to date last summer was just using me because he just wanted sex, even though he KNEW I was a virgin and AM WAITING TIL MARRIAGE. Something entirely different made me break it off but I feel like an idiot for not seeing it. I sincerely doubt either of you men would do that to ANY WOMAN. Please tell me I'm right and not all men will do this to me. Because of this, I really don't trust men now. =-(

no no no. That guy was just a dick. I mean… most men do suck in one way or another, but I’d bet the majority would never hurt you on purpose like that. You don’t deserve a douche like that anyway. Dodged a bullet it sounds like. Onward and upward! -RJ

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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The boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.

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