RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

Two guys Just trying to figure it all out

Meet me in Montauk.

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fish-dinner-connoisseur:

clarknokent:

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

Got em coach!

i wish i had a sister to weed out non-sensical bitches

This is amazing

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

clarknokent:

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

Got em coach!

i wish i had a sister to weed out non-sensical bitches

This is amazing

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fish-dinner-connoisseur:

weloveshortvideos:

When your crush becomes single

about me

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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the kissing islands, Greenland

would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me 

the kissing islands, Greenland

would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me 

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Anonymous said: Why are you fat?

proletarianprincess:

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

Farewells can be shattering, but returns are surely worse. Solid flesh can never live up to the bright shadow cast by its absence. Time and distance blur the edges; then suddenly the beloved has arrived, and it’s noon with its merciless light, and every spot and pore and wrinkle and bristle stands clear.

Margaret Atwood, from The Blind Assassin  (via violentwavesofemotion)

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she was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life

Junot Diaz (via merokok)

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unclefather:

me: *tries to be cute*

me: i want to cuddle your penis