Anonymous said: Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
Farewells can be shattering, but returns are surely worse. Solid flesh can never live up to the bright shadow cast by its absence. Time and distance blur the edges; then suddenly the beloved has arrived, and it’s noon with its merciless light, and every spot and pore and wrinkle and bristle stands clear.
Junot Diaz (via merokok)
me: *tries to be cute*
me: i want to cuddle your penis