RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

Two guys Just trying to figure it all out

The Graduate (Mike Nichols, 1967)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

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Anonymous said: Do either of you guys know how to cook? If so, care to share any good recipes? Would you date a girl who hated cooking?

You know what I’m good at cooking?

I cared once. Fucked me up.

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kingjaffejoffer:

Someone trying to get some dick from you when you just ate and you’re hella full is the absolute worst. 

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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